Free, Funny Email
For Everyone
Even if you're not a keyboard whiz, you can create free funny email for everyone by using my templates.
Can you type an X? Then you are well on your way to mastering my system.
Think you don't have time to compose funny e mail? Now you do. How long will it take you to type a few X's?
Simply copy one of my funny email templates into your email program, X in your choice of words or phrases, type in your name and send it off. It's that easy.
For those of you who are visual, here is a video that quickly explains what this site is all about.
HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF HOW TO BUILD A FUNNY EMAIL!
First, highlight one of my templates and then copy it and paste it into your email program. It will then look like this:
Dear
Next week I'm planning to have [ ]a Botox injection [ ]Egg Foo Young [ ]a party [ ]a snowcone [ ]Dave Letterman for lunch [ ]anorexia [ ]some free time [ ]a deep thought [ ]heartburn
and I was wondering if [ ]you’ve still got the handcuffs [ ]you’re free on Saturday [ ]you’ve found the cause of that funny smell [ ]you’re still wearing support hose [ ]you’re finished with “house arrest” [ ]you know Dave?
Let me know ASAP so I can [ ]get that liposuction done [ ]wash my socks [ ]alert the police
[ ]dye my hair blue [ ]grow taller [ ]sharpen the chainsaw [ ]invite the other astronauts [ ]get the food ordered.
Cheers,
Then, type in your friend's name, X your choice of words or phrases and add your name at the end. At that point, it will look like this:
Dear Darry,
Next week I'm planning to have [ ]a Botox injection [ ]Egg Foo Young [X]a party [ ]a snowcone [ ]Dave Letterman for lunch [ ]anorexia [ ]some free time [ ]a deep thought [ ]heartburn
and I was wondering if [ ]you’ve still got the handcuffs [X]you’re free on Saturday [ ]you’ve found the cause of that funny smell [ ]you’re still wearing support hose [ ]you’re finished with “house arrest” [ ]you know Dave?
Let me know ASAP so I can [ ]get that liposuction done [ ]wash my socks [ ]alert the police
[ ]dye my hair blue [ ]grow taller [ ]sharpen the chainsaw [ ]invite the other astronauts [X]get the food ordered.
Cheers,
Your name
Then, send it off. It's that easy! Your recipients will likely read all the choices and chuckle at some of them but they will also get your message - and IT'S FREE!
Spread the humor. Send funny email to everyone.
Thanks,
Darry McGaw
PS
I've just started building some pages featuring cartoons that I've made up from jokes I have collected over the years or new ones that have just made their first round of the Internet. Click here to see them or click on the Cartoon button on the top left.
PSS
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Cartoons
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