Adult Jokes (PG 14)

Adult jokes that are not suitable for a younger audience will go on this adult jokes page. (What a surprise.) I call them PG 14 jokes. I don't want dirty jokes here. There are lots of other sites where you can find them. Most of them aren't very funny, they're just dirty!

If you come across funny email forwards that are a little risque, then copy and paste them here and I'll GIVE YOU YOUR OWN WEB PAGE FOR YOUR EFFORT! It's free, quick and easy.

What's risque and not just dirty? I don't know. Everybody has their own opinion on that but because it is my website, I guess I'll have to make the call.

I don't want an adult site. I want a site where anybody can find funny email jokes to forward to their friends, no matter what age they are. I realize however that some things are funny but might not be suitable for young kids, so go ahead and post them here.

Here Are Some Examples Of PG 14 Or Adult Jokes

This might give you an idea as to what kind of adult jokes might go on this page:

The Tests

A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"

"Well, you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus".

The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"

"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."

So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.

"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:

First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."

"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."

"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."

The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 - but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"

"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."

As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"

He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks - but he doesn't make a face - and he drinks it in 58 seconds! Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole.

Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight - then nothing but silence!

Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar. His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now, where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"

Confused By The Word SERVICE?

I become confused when I hear the word "Service" used in these circumstances:

Canada Revenue "Service"
Canada Postal "Service"
Telephone "Service"
Cable TV "Service"
Civil "Service"
Public "Service"
Customer "Service"

What exactly does "Service" mean when used this way?

Well today I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he had hired a bull to "Service" a few of his cows.

BAM! It all came into focus. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us.

You are now as enlightened as I am.

So there are some ideas for adult jokes. If you come across any that you think might be suitable for this page then fill out the form below and I'll check it or them out.

If I agree with you and it is funny, then you'll have your own adult jokes page on this site and you can send your friends to it.

Send Us Your PG14 Joke

Funny Email Jokes (PG 14) Are Somewhat Risque

I'm not looking for dirty jokes here but if you have one that's funny but not suitable for young children, then copy and post it here and I'll put it on YOUR OWN WEB PAGE!

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