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Here's The Best Email Of The Week!

Italian Cruise Ships

(You just knew these were going to surface after the recent sinking of The Costa Concordia.)

How do they serve alcoholic drinks on Italian cruise ships?
On the rocks!

What vegetables do you get with dinner on Italian cruise ships?
Leeks!

What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship?
Follow the captain!

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course."

What's the difference between the Italian economy and The Costa Concordia?
Nothing - The bottom's dropped out of both!

Italian divers searching the stricken cruise ship found two Scotsmen at the bar. They told the divers to buzz off, they're all inclusive and they still have 12 days left!

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