Birthday Card Laugh
Get a birthday card laugh from this one that revolves around the theme of "What's good about aging?" (Of course there is nothing good about aging that I can see and that's what makes it funny.)And, of course, based on the theme, I would use it for older people. They already know that "The Golden Years" are more about rust than shiny metal. Cheers, 
Darry Dear One of the good things about getting older is [ ]you are released first in a hostage situation [ ]you don’t have to run into a burning building [ ]you can hold a party and the neighbors won’t notice [ ]we learn what is important in our lives [ ]your joints are more accurate than The Weather Channel [ ]your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either. At last we realize [ ]our investment in health insurance is finally paying off [ ]our arms are almost too short to read the newspaper [ ]how much it means to have a close friend like you [ ]things we buy now don’t wear out [ ]you can eat dinner at 4:00 [ ]there is nothing left to learn the hard way. Happy Birthday How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Birthday Card(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a birthday card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.) Also, be sure to sign up for my RSS feed so you’ll be notified whenever I add or change anything. Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don’t pick an “animated” one. They usually can’t be altered.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name and your friend’s name. Then send it or print it off. Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. Birthday Card Click above to check out another b-day card that you may like. Yet another b-day card? Go here for yet another possible birthday card laugh. One more possible birthday card? Here's another possible b-day card for you. Greeting Cards page. Click here to go back to the other Greeting Cards from this birthday card laugh page. Looking for a card? Click here to visit some Internet sites that may have a card you like. Funny Email For Everyone page from this Birthday Card Laugh page Click here to return to the free Funny Email For Everyone home page to see the Funny Personal and Business Email.
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