Congratulations
Use this funny congratulations verse when you are stuck trying to compliment someone who has accomplished something or graduated from a program. It's a serious message, but you can also lighten it up using this template.
Most cards are pretty "dry" when it comes to the message they give but if your recipient has a sense of humor, then try the one below. Congratulations, You did it! You proved that it's possible to [ ]shoot peas out your nose [ ]down 4 Dairy Queen Blizzards in one sitting [ ]overcome obstacles [ ]embarrass Paris Hilton [ ]look good in Bermuda shorts - even when the odds seemed to be against you. You proved that a person can aim for a goal that's [ ]barely legal [ ]disgusting [ ]bizarre [ ]misunderstood [ ]hard to reach and achieve it with [ ]persistence [ ]pestilence [ ]bravado [ ]dedication and effort. I know it wasn't easy, but I knew that you [ ]could use bribery [ ]had it in you to succeed [ ]would blackmail someone [ ]were a master thief [ ]would bowl over everyone. Well done! How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Greeting Card(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer free cards on the Internet. (See the Internet card sources offered below.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name and your friend’s name. Then send it or print it off.  Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. Internet Card Sources Click above if you still need to find a card for this verse. (Don't forget to bookmark this page though so you can return to it.) Greeting Cards page Click here to see some greeting cards sites that I have found where you might find a card that you can use if you haven't already picked one out. Funny Email For Everyone home page from this Congratulations page Click here to return to the Funny Email For Everyone home page and the opportunity to look at both the Personal Funny Email as well as the Funny Business Email.
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