Fathers Day Card

A Fathers Day card that looks good but isn't very interesting can likely be found on many Internet sites. If you find a Fathers Day card that appeals to you aesthetically but has weak writing in it, then remove the old prose and copy and use the following verse (especially if your dad has a sense of humor).

Or, if you just want to give a card your personalized touch but don't have a lot of time, then this template should work well for you. (You could even email it if you're in a pinch and it would probably still be well received!)

However, a card is always better. It's a little more personal.

Go for it!

PS
How long do you think it will be before actual paper cards will go the way of the Dodo?

Many thanks to you dad for being [ ]a good egg [ ]a wonderful father [ ]sober [ ]human [ ]celibate [ ]reclusive [ ]enterprising [ ]on 60 Minutes [ ]generous [ ] gullible [ ]fantastic.

As long as we live we'll always find [ ]cookie crumbs on your floor [ ]stains on your ties [ ]"Long Johns" in your drawer [ ]understanding [ ]sunflowers in your garden [ ]unfinished projects in the garage [ ]lotsa love [ ]lint in the dryer.

Whenever I look back on my life I see [ ]fun times [ ] a leather strap [ ]green shorts, red socks and sandals [ ]optimism [ ]burned burgers [ ]the police car [ ]the crutches [ ]love

and wonder [ ]how you did it [ ]what you were thinking [ ]who started the fire [ ]where the yellow went [ ]when the tic started [ ]why you bought the bulldog [ ]how you kept your sanity [ ]if you're really as crazy as they say?

With love,

How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Greeting Card

(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)

Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.) Also, be sure to sign up for my RSS feed so you'll be notified whenever I add or change anything.

Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)

Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name.

Then send it or print it off.

Create Your Own Word Card

Click here if you want to create your own greeting card from your printer.

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Need To Find A Card?

If you haven't found a fathers day card to use yet,try these sites. Some are free, some require you to sign up first and some you may have to pay for.

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