Forwarded Email
"Away From The Office"
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Forwarded email is common these days as are automatic responders that people use when they are going to be out of the office for a few days. (You know, the message you get is something like: "I'm out of the office between June 6th and June 16th. If it's an emergency call 888-WHOCARES.")
We can send funny email things the regular way, but why not send them automatically as well?
If you have an auto responder for when you are away, copy and paste this template into it and give people a bit of a laugh, even though you're not there. You will have to do a couple of more things on this template than with my other ones however.
First, you will want to type in the date that you will return (in the second block) and secondly, you will need to enter a contact name and email address (in the third block). Other than that, you treat it the same as all the rest of my funny forwards. (See below for directions.)
Cheers,
Darry
Dear
I will be [ ]sick [ ]at the beach [ ]in jail [ ]at the sanatorium [ ]in limbo [ ]in jeopardy [ ]on Jeopardy [ ]away from the office [ ]at the Playboy mansion
until [ ]the rash goes away [ ]I’m released [ ](put a date in here) [ ]hell freezes over [ ]somebody notices I’m away [ ]I’m cured [ ]the 4th of never [ ]global cooling starts.
If this is an urgent request [ ]too bad [ ]contact (put someone’s name and email address here) [ ]tell somebody who cares [ ]send it by “snail mail” – I’ll be back by then [ ]try 911 [ ]bite the bullet [ ]start crying!
I will [ ]eat lots [ ]check my messages [ ]buy souvenirs [ ]drink lots [ ]chill out [ ]work out [ ]break out [ ]come out, while I’m away
but [ ]don’t hold your breath [ ]don’t worry, be happy [ ]I may withdraw [ ]I may not get back to you [ ]life sucks sometimes [ ]eat your veggies anyway [ ]hang in there.
Cheers,
How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Email Program
(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)
Open your email program and click on the “Create Mail” button.
Return to this Forwarded Email Away page and highlight the verse above.
Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”.
Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click “paste” and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.
Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.
Add your name at the end.
If you are sending this email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top.
You may then want to enter a word or two in the “Subject” line. (What’s the email about?)
Finally, you must enter your friend’s email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.)
PS
Remember that for this forwarded email you will have to add in the date you will be returning to work and a contact's name and email address in addition to what's above.
Funny Email Messages
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Forwarded Email Away Template to Funny Email For Everyone
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