Funny Free Business Email
(For companies with a sense of humor!)
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I offer free business email on this site because business email for the most part is very staid and I want you to try and change that! Correspondence sent from a company is usually quite “standard” and serious. In some cases though you may actually make better progress with a business problem if you use funny email rather than “stern” letters. (If I were you however, I would only use the templates from this site if your company has a sense of humor.)
Try any of the funny email templates below that suit your needs. I'll try and add more on a regular basis until virtually all business situations are covered. (Make sure you sign up for my RSS feed so that you are advised of each new release.)
Good luck.
Found Payment.
Use this email if your company has somehow missed receiving a payment from one of your customers but has now found it. It may help smooth things over.
Credit Acceptance Letter
Use this funny free business email if your company has to extend credit to some of your clients. Generally, telling a company that it has been excepted is a routine procedure. Try this template to liven up your business email a bit!
Product Problem
If your company ships (or delivers) actual things - sometimes something happens during the sending and the product doesn't work when the customer gets it. Send them this funny email to help relieve the tension.
Balance owing
If your company sent out a check to a client but they are saying that they haven't yet received it - send this humorous email instead of a regular business email. It will at least get their attention!
Returned Goods Template
When one of your regular clients returns merchandise, you need to let them know that you received it and that you will be crediting their account as a result. Use this funny email to help ease the tension that may have built up as a result of this action.
Collection Letter
Everybody hates having to send out a "You're past due" collection letter. (Everbody hates receiving one also!) Send this free business email to smooth the way to a fast payment.
Late Refund
Sometimes things happen and your company is late sending out payment to one of your suppliers. (I know, this has never happened to you - but if it does - here's a funny email that will lighten up the seriousness of the matter.)
Customer Revival Letter
Would you like to try and recover a "lost" customer - one that used to be a regular purchaser of your goods or services but has now slacked off or stopped calling you all together? It can be awkward to call them. Why not try this free business email first?
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Build Your Own Funny Email
Click here if you want to create and share your own funny email with the rest of the world. I'll give you full credit for it if it gets it's own page on this web site.
Funny Email Messages - Friends
Click here to go to the Funny Email Messages Blog from this Free Business Email page where you can find funny mail to send to your friends.
Greeting Cards
Click here to go to the Greeting Cards page with verse you can add to greeting cards that looks a lot like "funny email" templates.
Go from Free Business Email to Funny Email For Everyone
Click here to go to the Funny Email For Everyone home page and see where else in your life you can use some humor!
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