Funny Birthday Card
This funny birthday card can be used to send a greeting to someone with a birthday coming up. (Obviously, or you would be using one of the other greeting cards!) You can use the verse included here in either an e-card or in a printable one.
It's fast and easy and will allow you to add your own sense of humor to it. Your friend will be delighted! I hear you’re [ ]hung over [ ]doing time [ ]having a birthday [ ]feeling lonely [ ]gaining weight [ ]feeling free [ ]miserable [ ]a wimp [ ]maladjusted [ ]wild and crazy and that you need [ ]a delousing [ ]new boxer shorts [ ]a tax break [ ]support hose [ ]a nose job [ ]ironing [ ]to celebrate [ ]a lawyer [ ]bifocals [ ]more iron and less lead [ ]Pamela Anderson. Oh well, have a happy birthday anyway and don’t forget to [ ]put the seat down [ ]put out the cat [ ]party hard [ ]see your shrink [ ]lie about your age [ ]check into the clinic [ ]do your laundry [ ]belch the alphabet [ ]enjoy yourself [ ]put your teeth in [ ]show folks your new thong! How To Print Birthday Cards Using This Verse(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a funny birthday card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer cards on the Internet. (I've listed some below. Just click on the "Do You Need To Find A card On The Internet" link below.) Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don’t pick an “animated” one. They usually can’t be altered.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name and your friend’s name. Then send the funny birthday card on or print it off. Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. Another birthday card Check out this other possible b-day card as well. Try this funny birthday card as well Click above to go to another possible b-day card for you. Last chance for another b-day card Maybe this one will fit? Click above to see. Greeting Cards page Click here to see the other greeting cards and funny things to email. Do you need to find a card on the Internet? Some Internet sites have cards you can download and use. Here are a few you can try if you haven't already picked one. (Don't forget to bookmark this site before you leave, so you can come back here for more funny email.) Funny Email For Everyone from Funny Birthday Card Click here to return to the Funny Email For Everyone home page from this funny birthday card and look at the Funny Personal emails as well as the Funny Business emails
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