Funny Email Jokes (PG 14)
Funny email jokes that are not suitable for a younger audience should go on this funny email jokes page. I don't want dirty jokes here. There are lots of other sites where you can find them. Most of them aren't very funny, they're just dirty!If you come across a really humorous joke that's a little risque, then copy and paste it here and I'll GIVE YOU YOUR OWN WEB PAGE FOR IT! It's free, quick and easy. What's risque and not just dirty? I don't know. Everybody has their own opinion on that but because it is my website, I guess I'll have to make the call. I don't want an adult site. I want a site where anybody can find funny email jokes to forward to their friends, no matter what age they are. I realize however that some things are funny but might not be suitable for young kids, so go ahead and post them here. And kids, if you're under 14 - STAY AWAY FROM THIS PAGE! Here Are Some Example of a PG 14 JokeThis might give you an idea as to what kind of funny email jokes might go on this page:The Heart AttackA blonde gets home from work early & hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" She asks. "I think I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy mummy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the closet and she has no clothes on!" The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband rips open the closet door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. "You rotten bitch", she screams. "My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked playing hide and seek with the kids!" The Old-TimerAn old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other. The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?" The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No, I never did dance...never really wanted to." A crowd had gathered as the gunslinger grinned and said, "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old man's feet. The old prospector--not wanting to get a toe blown off--started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet. Everybody was laughing, fit to bust. When his last bullet had been fired, the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air. The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels. The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old man's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?" The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir...but...I've always wanted to." There are a few lessons for us all here: Never be arrogant. Don't waste ammunition. Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are. Always, always make sure you know who has the power. Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid. I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? Send Us Your PG14 JokeFunny Email Jokes (PG 14) Are Somewhat RisqueI'm not looking for dirty jokes here but if you have one that's funny but not suitable for young children, then copy and post it here and I'll put it on YOUR OWN WEB PAGE! Here are some jokes from others:Click below to see other jokes in this PG 14 rating.
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