Funny Or Not?

(You Vote)

Whether a joke is funny or not is always up to debate. Once you've read the ones below, then vote on them. You'll know right away what others think and then you'll know whether or not you have a strange sense of humor!

OK, that's a bit harsh because there are a lot of variables here. How many people voted? Did someone vote more than once? Are all the voters from the same part of the country or from a different culture? So you see, you may not be wierd after all no matter how you voted - funny or not?

However, if you keep coming back over time and the majority of people are voting different from you, well then we might have a case!

One thing we know for sure is that different people have different senses of humor (or should that be sense of humors?). In my own circle of friends I know that what one friend thinks is funny some of the others may not so I decided to start this poll to find out whether people think certain jokes are funny or not.

There are lots that make the rounds of the Internet daily. What ones are truly funny according to the majority of viewers on this site at least?

Bookmark this page in your "Favorites" list and come back often and vote.

Cheers,

Darry

Here Are The Jokes

Give each one a quick read and then vote underneath whether you think it is funny or whether it's not.

"HE'S LATE!"

A husband is late coming home from work and phones his wife.

She says: "Where the hell are you?"

Husband: "Darling, do you remember that jewellery shop where you saw a necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have the money that time but I said baby it'll be yours one day."

Wife: "Aaaah yes, I remember my love..."

Husband: "Well, I am in the pub next to that shop!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

Is this joke funny?(poll)

"THE ROMANTIC"

My wife told me I was no longer romantic, so I booked a table for the two of us on Valentine's Night.

Wouldn't you know it! She sucks at snooker and eight-ball too!

Funny or not? Vote below.

Is this joke funny?(answers)

TWO OLD DRUNKS

I was in a bar one day and pointed to two old drunks sitting across from my buddy and me and said: "That's us in 10 years".

He said "That's a mirror, idiot!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

Is this joke funny?(trends)

"THE EMERGENCY ROOM"

A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room, Took the husband aside, and said, "I don't like the looks of your wife at all."

"Me neither doc," said the husband, but she's a great cook and really good with the kids!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

Is this joke funny?(polling)

THE SHRINK

A man goes to a shrink and says, 'Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy. What do you think I should do?'

'Relax,' says the Doctor, 'take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?'

Funny or not? Vote below.

Is this joke funny?(survey software)

SMARTASS ANSWER

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

Is this joke funny?(polling)

THE NERVE

My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that ........2:30am!

Luckily for him I was still up playing my bagpipes.

Funny or not? Vote below.