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Funny Or Not?

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Whether a joke is funny or not is always up to debate. Once you've read the ones below, then vote on them. You'll know right away what others think and then you'll know whether or not you have a strange sense of humor!

OK, that's a bit harsh because there are a lot of variables here. How many people voted? Did someone vote more than once? Are all the voters from the same part of the country or from a different culture? So you see, you may not be wierd after all no matter how you voted - funny or not?

However, if you keep coming back over time and the majority of people are voting different from you, well then we might have a case!

One thing we know for sure is that different people have different senses of humor (or should that be sense of humors?). In my own circle of friends I know that what one friend thinks is funny some of the others may not so I decided to start this poll to find out whether people think certain jokes are funny or not.

There are lots that make the rounds of the Internet daily. What ones are truly funny according to the majority of viewers on this site at least.

Come back often and vote.

Here Are The Jokes

Give each one a quick read and then vote underneath whether you think it is funny or whether it's not.

"BAD LUCK"

A man's in an accident and gets a head injury and is in a coma for 2 days. When he regains consciousness in the hospital, his wife is there beside his bed.

He takes her hand and says meaningfully, "You have always been beside me. When I was a struggling university student and failed again and again, you were always there beside me encouraging me to go on trying."

She squeezed his hand as he continued, "When I went for all those job interviews and failed to get a job, you were there beside me cutting out more ads for me to apply to." He continued, "Then, I finally got a job and got fired because I made a small error and then found another job but got laid off. I ended up with another company and worked hard but never got promoted and remained in the same position for the past 15 years and you were there beside me through it all."

Her eyes brimmed with tears as she listen to her husband, "And now I've had an accident and when I woke up, you are here beside me. There's something I'd really like to say to you..."

She flung herself on the bed to hug her husband and started sobbing with emotion.

He said, "I think you really bring me bad luck!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

"OPEN THE DOOR"

This guy came up to me the other day and said, "Can you believe this? My wife won't speak to me just because I wouldn't open the door for her!

Instead, I rolled down the window and followed the bubbles to the surface!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

"DRESS CODE"

A guy goes into a fancy restaurant wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admitance.

So the guy goes out to his car and looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one but he finds a set of jumper cables in the trunk. In desperation, he ties these around his neck in a fairly acceptable knot and lets the ends dangle free.

Then, he returns to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

"LAST WORDS"

Father O'Grady was saying his goodbyes to his parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary Clancey came up to him in tears. "What's bothering you so dear?" inquired Father O'Grady.

"Oh Father, I've got terrible news," replied Mary.

Well, what is it Mary?"

"Well, my husband passed away last night Father."

"Oh Mary" said the Father, "that's terrible. Tell me Mary, did he have any last requests?"

"Well, yes he did Father," replied Mary.

"What did he ask, Mary?"

Mary replied, "He said, please Mary, put down the gun!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

SMARTASS ANSWER #1

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the officer said.

The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could."

Funny or not? Vote below.

SMARTASS ANSWER #2

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"

The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead!"

Funny or not? Vote below.

SMARTASS ANSWER #3

It was mealtime during an airline flight. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.

"What are my choices?" John asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

Funny or not? Vote below.

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