Greeting Cards
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Greeting cards found on the Internet often lack humor or are not very personal. Some are blank and need you to fill in the verse. If you are not good at composing or if you just don't have the time, then you need one of my templates.
There are lots of sites where you can get cards and I’ve looked at most of them at one time or another, trying to find the “perfect card”. Very often you find one that looks good graphically but the message is too generic or just not very funny (or there is no message at all).
Rather than print off an “OK” card, now you have another option.
Greeting Card Sayings
Use my funny email templates to add humor to your own greeting cards without having to spend hours at the keyboard.
First, find a good-looking card. (If you don't have a site to go to with printable cards or cards you can send electronically, then click here and check out some suggested sites. Maybe you can use one of them.)
You can also create your own card using MS Word by clicking here.
Or you could try Penny Printables for some great looking blank cards.
Or maybe even Amazon (below) for some card ideas:
Make sure that you can edit any printing that might be on the card and then simply copy and paste one of my templates onto the card and “X” out your choice of the words and phrases in it to create your own witty card.
So, just pick out one of my templates below. Highlight and copy the verse and then paste it into the card of your choice.
It's easy.
(By the way, some people are making handmade cards now. So if you're into creative card making, visit
Creative Card Ideas
and create a unique card and then come back here for the unique verse!)
PS
If you are looking for more serious verse for your greeting card, try this site:
Greeting Card Poems
Sentimental, touch-the-heart poems for special occasions. Includes love, friendship, anniversary, baby, birthday, Christian, Christmas, father, friendship, funny, get well, graduation, love, mother, New Year, patriotic, teacher, Thanksgiving, thank you, Valentine and wedding poetry and more.
St. Patrick's Day Card
Click here to get a St. Paddy's Day card that you might want to use. (It's actually a funny Irish blessing.)
Invitation
Here's a fun invitation that you might want to use for your next party.
Retirement Greeting Card
Click here to get a template for someone who is retiring. (There is also an email in the Funny Email section about retirement.)
Congratulations
Do you have someone to congratulate? It could be a new graduate, a new bride or someone who has been promoted. Whatever the reason, find a blank or editable card and then add this verse.
Funny Birthday Card
Here is the first of several birthday cards. We need a lot because we use them regularly. This one starts with "I hear you're..."
Humorous Birthday Card
Another happy birthday card that you can use. This one starts with "May every day bring you..." and goes downhill from there!
Check it out.
Birthday Card Laugh
Use this funny birthday card for an older person. It starts with "One of the good things about getting older..."
Birthday Card
This is another fun birthday wish that starts with "Thinking about..." It's short and can be used when you don't have much space on the card you've chosen.
Get Well Card
Looking for Greeting Cards for someone who is sick or injured ("get well cards)? Try this one or the next one.
Get Well Card2
Here is another Get Well card that you might want to use.
Mothers Day Card
Use this card at your own risk. Not all mothers have a sense of humor on Mother's Day. It might be a day to be serious!
Fathers Day Card
The following 3 greeting cards are for fathers with a sense of humor. There is a serious message in them as well, but primarily they are fun. This one starts with "Many thanks to you dad for being..."
Funny Fathers Day
This Father's Day card starts with "Thank you for..." It's not terribly serious!
Humorous Fathers Day
This Father's Day card starts with "Father, by simply being..." It is a little long, make sure you have a blank card to work with for this one.
Thanksgiving Card
Want to create a funny Thanksgiving Day card? Try this one.
Funny Christmas Card
Click here to go from the Greeting Cards main page to one of the funny Christmas card verses that you can use. Find a good blank card and add it to.
Another Funny Christmas Card
Here's a funny Christmas card looking for a card. Help it out!
New Year Card
Need to send a Happy New Year greeting to your friends? Try this one.
Valentine Card
If the love of your life has a sense of humor, then this is the valentine for him/her!
Make Your Own Greeting Card Verse And Have It Displayed On This Site!
Got an idea for a card that's not listed on this page yet? If you do, then go ahead and enter it in the form below and I'll include it on this site along with the others.
Go ahead. You'll have YOUR OWN WEB PAGE for it!
Make sure it is in the "Funny Email" style (with check boxes) and let's see it.
(By the way, I'll be building a page soon that will show you step by step how to make up card verse in the "Funny Email" style but it's not rocket science. You can see how it's done in the examples above.)
Ok, get contributing.
Funny Greeting Card Verse
Do you have some funny verse that we can copy into a greeting card? Share it with us!
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Possible Greeting Cards Sites
I have found some Internet sites that you can go to for the cards that you might want to send. Some of them are free and some of them are not. Some may want you to sign up before you use the site. Some don't require that.
I don't care where you get the cards, but if you want to have some funny dialogue in them that you have a hand in creating, then be sure to use my templates.
Create Your Own MS Word Card
If you are creative and want to make your own printable card from MS Word, then click here to see how it is done.
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