Hermaphrodite?

by Darry
(Vancouver, Canada)

A woman had just given birth to a baby in a hospital.

As soon as she had recovered enough, she received a visit from her doctor.

"Your baby's in good health but there is something important I need to tell you."

The woman became worried. "What's the matter with my baby? Please tell me, what's wrong?"

"There's nothing really wrong but your baby is a little different", said the doctor. "He's a hermaphrodite".

"Hermaphrodite, what's that?"

"Well it means that your baby is...that he has all the equipment of a man and also that of a woman!"

The woman pales. "Oh my God, you mean he has a penis and a brain?"