Humorous Birthday Card
Use this humorous birthday card to bring a smile to your friend's face! It's unique and allows you to inject your own sense of humor into it.E mail cards are not often very interesting, so if you can find one that looks good then you can use this verse to turn it into a bday card that's funny. These are designed so that there can be a serious message within the humor if you want, or it can be totally "out there". It's up to you. Cheers, 
Darry Dear May every day bring you [ ]maggots [ ]scurvy [ ]happiness [ ]less gas [ ]joy [ ]mediocrity [ ]dental plaque [ ]fleas [ ]grandeur [ ]a call from Paris Hilton [ ]lobster [ ]sunshine [ ]closer to regularity [ ]freedom from being bipolar as you celebrate [ ]your birthday [ ]your freedom [ ] your divorce [ ] your marriage [ ]”All Fools Day” [ ]Groundhog day [ ] the return of the swallows from Capistrano [ ]Viagra [ ]flashback Fridays [ ]your release [ ]sobriety. I hope that [ ]you take precautions [ ]you don’t fail again [ ]your nose stops dripping [ ]you get your “Tickle-Me-Elmo” back [ ]you have good luck all next year [ ]you don’t get fired again [ ]your facelift works [ ]your ego retreats [ ]termites infest your couch [ ]your halitosis goes away and [ ]you get your shorts unknotted [ ]the police lose interest in you [ ]the search engines can’t find you [ ]your dog returns [ ]you find something to laugh about every day. How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Birthday Card(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a birthday card that appeals to you visually on one of the many greeting cards sites that offer free cards on the Internet. (See my suggested sites below.) Also, be sure to sign up for my RSS feed so you’ll be notified whenever I add or change anything. Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don’t pick an “animated” one. They usually can’t be altered.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name and your friend’s name. Then send it or print it off. Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. Another birthday card? Click here to check out another possible b-day card. Here's a 3rd possible birthday card Check out this b-day card as well! Another possible funny birthday card Try this b-day card as well. Greeting Cards page Click here to return to more card templates from this humorous birthday card page. Suggested Card Sites. Click here to go to some sites that offer e-cards and printable cards (if you haven't already found one). Some are free and some require you to sign up before you can download your card. Funny Email For Everyone home page from Humorous Birthday Card page Click here to return to the Funny Email For Everyone home page from this Humorous Birthday Card page.
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