Humorous Fathers Day
Humorous fathers day cards are easy to construct if you use the Internet. Just copy and paste into your email program or print them off. The only problem is that often, the verse isn't very funny.
Now you can add your own verse and create your own card by copying and pasting the following prose into the card you have picked (and it will be funny). Not only that, but it is unique and fast. If your dad has a sense of humor, try it.
Father, by simply being [ ]bizarre [ ]obscure [ ]obstinate [ ]yourself [ ]messy [ ]a rebel [ ]mellow [ ]meticulous [ ]smelly [ ]unhinged, you’ve shown me the best way to [ ]falsify documents [ ]measure belly-button lint [ ]beat the taxman [ ]serve time [ ]be humble [ ]chug beer [ ]apologize [ ]get bail [ ]siphon gas [ ]be. By having faith in [ ]Bob Marley [ ]my dreams [ ]the ponies [ ]the god of the volcano [ ]the holy grail [ ]lucky number seven [ ]the jet stream [ ]me [ ]The Witches Of Eastwick [ ]the Yankees [ ]Zoroastrianism, you’ve made me proud to be [ ]who I am [ ]celibate [ ]vegetarian [ ]illiterate [ ]a redneck [ ]biased [ ]plastered [ ]bi-polar [ ]a recluse [ ]your son [ ]your daughter [ ]telepathic [ ]dormant. Happy Father’s Day 
How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Greeting Card(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer free cards on the Internet. (Some are listed below in the "Need To Find A Card?" link.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy” and change the card into a humorous fathers day card. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name and your friend’s name. Then send it or print it off. Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. Father's Day Card Click above to look at another funny Father's Day card. Funny Father's Day Card Click above to check out yet another funny Father's Day card. More Greeting Cards Click here to return for more Greeting Cards. Need to find a card? Click here if you need to find a site that has some cards on it that you can use. Some of these sites require you to sign in first and some don't. Some are free, others charge a small amount. Funny Email For Everyone home page from this Humorous Fathers Day card page Click here to go to the Funny Email For Everyone home page from this humorous fathers day card page and see if there are any Funny Personal or Business Email templates that you can use.
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