Most Recent Joke

This most recent joke page is where I will place some of the jokes that I get from my friends. I'll only put ones on this page that I think are good or unique so the jokes on this page will only get replaced when a better one comes along.

Then I'll drop one off and replace it with another that I think is better. (So it doesn't get too cluttered.)

I'll also make some of the good jokes I get into unique, funny cartoons from time to time, so don't forget to check them out as well.

(By the way, you won't find any lawyers jokes on this page because lawyers don't find them funny and no one else seems to think they're jokes!)

Meanwhile, have a look at the latest ones below. I hope you like them.

Cheers,

Darry

Edna And Ralph

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end, sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.

When the head of the hospital became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another human being, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry! How soon can I go home?'

Old Age

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said. "A normal person would just pull the plug! Do you want a bed near a window?"

Places

(This, I guess technically isn't a joke, but it is clever.)

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there!

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family, and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may even have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing!

Daily Thought

To save the economy, on December 30, 2011, Congress will order the immigration department to start deporting retired people instead of illegals in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. They are easier to catch, and won't remember how to get back home!

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Send me your best so others can enjoy them as well.

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