Most Recent Joke
This most recent joke page is where I will place some of the jokes that I get from my friends. (I'll drop some off as I place the most recent ones on the page so it doesn't get too cluttered.) I'll also make some into unique, funny cartoons so don't forget to
check them out as well.
Blonde Road RageA blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over to the side of the road. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the road and told the blonde, "Stand in the circle and DON'T MOVE!"He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around, she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh, you think that's funny? Watch this." He got a baseball bat out of his truck and broke every window in her car. When he turned and looked at her, she had a smile on her face. So he was really starting to get mad. He went and got his knife back out and sliced up all her tires. The blonde started laughing and the truck driver was really starting to lose it. He went back to his truck and got a can of gas, poured it on her car, and set it on fire. He turned around and she was laughing so hard, she was about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "When you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle four times!" How To Handle A HusbandA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful and loving couple." The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said,"That's once." We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile further when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife got off the horse, quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead! I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, woman? Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy?" She looked at me and quietly said, "That's once." And from that moment...we have lived happily every after. Daily ThoughtActually, here are a couple of thoughts:I don't mind going to work but that 8 hour wait to go home is a bitch! When your Gecko is broken, you have a reptile dysfunction! Send Us One Of Yours!Don't forget, if you have a most recent joke that you think others would like, go to the Good Joke page and send it to me. I'll put it on it's own web page and then you can send your friends there to comment on it!Send me your best so others can enjoy them as well. Cheers, 
Darry Funny Or Not BLOG Do you have a wierd sense of humor? Tell us whether or not you think a joke is funny. (We all have differing opinions about that.) Vote yes or no and then check out your sense of humor and see how it compares with others who have voted. Click above to go from this Most Recent Joke page and let us know what you think. Good Joke Page Click here to go from the Most Recent Joke to the Good Joke page where you can send me your own joke. If I like it, you'll have it put on your own web page! Go to Funny Email home page from this Most Recent Joke page Click here to go from the Most Recent Joke Page to the Funny Email For Everyone home page and select a template that you can send to your friends. Apparently, I'm supposed to say most recent joke again in order to make the search engines happy! So there, that should do it! (It didn't! I have to say most recent joke again. Don't you just love computers?)
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