Mothers Day Card
Use this Mothers Day Card if your mother has a sense of humor. (Of course you need to have one too!)
You can print this verse onto one of the many templates that are available on the web these days. Many of them are free and you may find one on my "Greeting Card Sites" page (listed below). Or, as is happening more and more these days, you can just send an electronic version of the card because your mom is now "Internet savvy". I hope you both like it. Thank you mom for [ ]visiting me in jail [ ]testifying against me [ ]all your help [ ]having me committed [ ]committing yourself [ ]memorizing The Cat In The Hat [ ]being you [ ]joining the Boy George Fan Club. I know I’m [ ]receiving signals from Mars [ ]safer under the bed [ ]lucky to have you [ ]wearing socks with sandals [ ]on parole [ ]your favorite child [ ]depressed [ ]giddy [ ]itchy [ ]one tick short of a tock, But I [ ]love you a lot [ ]like a full ashtray [ ]miss our discussions about dirt [ ]need to report in [ ]need to wash my socks [ ]crave boiled spinach [ ]am joining the circus [ ]will soon be out of quarantine. Have a great day! How to Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Greeting Card(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a Mothers Day Card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer free cards on the Internet. (I've listed some sites below on this Greeting Card Retirement page that might have one for you if you don't already have one picked out.) Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don’t pick an “animated” one. They usually can’t be altered.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name. Then send it or print it off.  Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. Possible card sites. Any of these sites may be able to provide you with a card of your liking. Click here to go the funny Mothers Day email You may want to send a Mother's Day email instead of a card. Try this one. Go to the Funny Email For Everyone home page from this Mothers Day Card page Click here to return to the site's home page.
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