Mothers Day Card

Use this verse in a Mothers Day Card if your mother has a sense of humor. (Of course you need to have one too!)

You can print this verse onto one of the many templates that are available on the web these days. Many of them are free and you may find one on my "Greeting Card Sites" page (listed below).

Or, as is happening more and more these days, you can just send an electronic version of the card because your mom is now "Internet savvy". I hope you both like it.

PS
There is also a Mothers Day email that you can send in my Funny Email Messages section. Click here to check it out.

Thank you mom for [ ]visiting me in jail [ ]testifying against me [ ]all your help [ ]having me committed [ ]committing yourself [ ]memorizing The Cat In The Hat [ ]being you [ ]joining the Boy George Fan Club.

I know I'm [ ]receiving signals from Mars [ ]safer under the bed [ ]lucky to have you [ ]wearing socks with sandals [ ]on parole [ ]your favorite child [ ]depressed [ ]giddy [ ]itchy [ ]one tick short of a tock,

But I [ ]love you a lot [ ]like a full ashtray [ ]miss our discussions about dirt [ ]need to report in [ ]need to wash my socks [ ]crave boiled spinach [ ]am joining the circus [ ]will soon be out of quarantine.

Have a great day!

How to Transfer The Verse From This Mothers Day Card Template Into Your Greeting Card

(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)

Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.) Also, be sure to sign up for my RSS feed so you'll be notified whenever I add or change anything.

Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)

Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name.

Then send it or print it off.

Create Your Own Word Card

Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer.

Other Greeting Cards

Click here to go back to the Greeting Card main page where you will find many other greeting cards that you may want to send some day.

Possible Card Sites

Click here for some Internet sites that provide cards (often free) that you may want to use. (Make sure that they are blank or editable and don't forget to come back here for your funny verse.)