New Year Card
This New Year card can be sent anytime leading up to and even a few days after the start of the new year. If you are in a time bind and want to send it as an e-card, then you can do that or you can print it off.
This card of course is a humorous card and so, make sure that either the person you are sending it to has a sense of humor or at least expects something funny from you. (After all, this is a Funny Email site!) Have fun with it and also have a Happy New Year. Dear Wishing you [ ]would eat more [ ]would eat less [ ]were here [ ]would stop talking with your mouth full [ ]serenity every day [ ]help for your phobias [ ]fewer fleas in the new year [ ]peanut butter dreams. May your [ ]troubles be few [ ]headaches subside [ ]disco duds come back in vogue [ ]enemies get stuck in a never-ending amateur opera [ ]service inquiries be answered by people you can understand. And all through the coming year may [ ]you win every food fight [ ]the judges like your stories [ ]your tango lessons pay off [ ]you discover magic mushrooms in your basement [ ]your life be filled with happiness [ ]all your leftovers become casseroles [ ]your doctors vote you “most likely to succeed”. Best wishes always, How to Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your New Year Card(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a blank greeting card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer free cards on the Internet. (I've listed some sites below on this New Year Card page that might have one for you if you don't already have one picked out.) Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don’t pick an “animated” one. They usually can’t be altered.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name and your friend’s name. Then send it or print it off. Note: If you are sending this off by email to more than one person, you may want to use the BCC section when you add the addresses in so that none of the people know that you have sent the same card to other people!  Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. Other Greeting Cards Use this link to go back to the Greeting Card main page where you will find many other greeting cards that you may want to send some day. Card Sources Go here for some Internet sites that provide cards (often free) that you may want to use. (Make sure that they are blank or editable and don't forget to come back here for your funny verse.) New Year Card to Funny Email For Everyone home page Return to the Funny Email For Everyone home page where you might want to check out the Funny Business Email templates, the Funny Personal Email templates or find out who I am.
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