Thanksgiving Card
If you are going to send Thanksgiving cards to your friends, why not send them as funny email messages? There is a serious message in the verse but it can also be light-hearted, depending on which words or phrases you choose.
Remember that you can send this verse as an e-card or you can print it out as well and send it by snail mail. Try it for a change. Dear You may not be [ ]sterile [ ]a movie star [ ]rich [ ]at our table [ ]house broken [ ]in touch with reality [ ]sane [ ]clean [ ]itchy but you’re [ ]cute [ ]in our hearts [ ]trainable [ ]tepid [ ]hot [ ]irrational [ ]platypus-like [ ]imaginative [ ]stoic. We are thankful for [ ]microwaves [ ]Oprah [ ]jeans [ ]weekends [ ]rum [ ]old friends [ ]young friends [ ]air [ ]Glade Plugins [ ]your rehab [ ]aliases [ ]nature’s bounty and wish you [ ]a wonderful Thanksgiving [ ]would stop calling [ ]were better behaved [ ]good luck with the new hair transplant [ ]would stop talking about the weather [ ]hadn’t neutered the cat [ ]hadn’t stopped sending my reality checks! Sincerely, How to Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Thanksgiving Card(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a greeting card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer free cards on the Internet. (I've listed some sites below on this Thanksgiving Card page where you might find one if you don't already have one picked out.) Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don’t pick an “animated” one. They usually can’t be altered.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name and your friend’s name. Then send it or print it off.  Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. Possible Greeting Card sites Try some of these sites if you don't already have a card picked out. Greeting Card Page Click here to go to the Greeting Card page that has other types of cards that you might want to use sometime. From Thanksgiving Card to Funny Email For Everyone Click here to return to the Funny Email For Everyone home page.
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