Thanksgiving Card

If you are going to send Thanksgiving cards to your friends, why not send them as funny email messages?

There is a serious message in the verse but it can also be light-hearted, depending on which words or phrases you choose.

Remember that you can send this verse as an e-card or you can print it out as well and send it by snail mail.

Try it for a change.

Cheers,

Darry

P.S.
Before you get to the Thanksgiving verse below, here are a few Turkey Riddles for you. (I just recently came across them.)

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!

What do you get when you cross a turkey, the beach, and Broomhilda?
A turkey sand-witch!

What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, hubble, hubble.

(OK, they're bad. I should have put them on the Groaners page. Enjoy the verse below.)

Dear

You may not be [ ]sterile [ ]a movie star [ ]rich [ ]at our table [ ]house broken [ ]in touch with reality [ ]sane [ ]clean [ ]itchy

but you're [ ]cute [ ]in our hearts [ ]trainable [ ]tepid [ ]hot [ ]irrational [ ]platypus-like [ ]imaginative [ ]stoic.

We are thankful for [ ]microwaves [ ]Oprah [ ]jeans [ ]weekends [ ]rum [ ]old friends [ ]young friends [ ]air [ ]Glade Plugins [ ]your rehab [ ]aliases [ ]nature's bounty

and wish you [ ]a wonderful Thanksgiving [ ]would stop calling [ ]were better behaved [ ]good luck with the new hair transplant [ ]would stop talking about the weather [ ]hadn't neutered the cat [ ]hadn't stopped sending my reality checks!

Sincerely,

How to Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Thanksgiving Card

(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)

Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer greeting cards on the Internet. (Some suggested sites are listed below.) Also, be sure to sign up for my RSS feed so you'll be notified whenever I add or change anything.

Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don't pick an "animated" one. They usually can't be altered.)

Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click "paste". The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name.

Then send it or print it off.