The Genie
by Malki
(Australia)
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy sitting, watching a miniature man playing the piano . The man asked him where he got his little friend. The guy said that there was a genie outside the back door granting wishes. So the man goes out back and sure enough, there was a genie. He says "I wish for a thousand bucks." The genie said, "Granted." The man walks back into the bar and there were ducks flying everywhere. He goes back up to the man at the bar and says " I asked for a thousand bucks, not a thousand ducks."
The man replied, "What did you think I asked for, a twelve inch pianist?"