Valentine Card
Here's a Valentine card for you because as you know, Valentines Day is just around the corner and it’s time for you to start thinking about the love of your life and sending her a greeting card expressing your love. Now, if either you or your sweetheart has a sense of humor, then maybe something funny like the following verse will be appropriate.
I must warn you however that on this particular day some people’s sense of humor disappears and they become very serious. Know your partner and use this at your own risk! Cheers, Darry Valentine thoughts: For you my love I promise to [ ]throw away my bunny slippers [ ]eat all my broccoli [ ]love you always [ ]have you committed [ ]hire a private investigator [ ]remove your YouTube picture [ ]escape [ ]sell the Yugo. There’s always a special place [ ]under the sofa [ ]at the asylum [ ]around the corner [ ]near Iceland [ ]at the manicurist’s [ ]in the refrigerator [ ]just past the barbed wire [ ]in my heart [ ]in Hollywood For [ ]you [ ]chocolate [ ]lunatics [ ]hallucinations [ ]breakdowns [ ]air guitars [ ]guilt [ ]bribes [ ]insecurities [ ]valium. Yours forever, How to Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Valentine Card(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)Find a greeting card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer free cards on the Internet. (I've listed some sites below that might have one for you if you don't already have one picked out.) Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don’t pick an “animated” one. They usually can’t be altered.) Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above). Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name and your Valentine’s name. Then send it or print it off. Valentine Email Note: If you're really running out of time and don't have time to find a Valentine card and print it off or send it on then try clicking here on my (last ditch) Valentine email. It might work for you. Good luck. Create Your Own Word Card Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer. If you are really stuck, you might want to look here for a card: Return to the Greeting Card page Looking for other greeting cards? You will find some here. Go to the Funny Email page for other ideas to send Maybe you'd like to send some funny personal email to some of your friends? This is the place to find several different funny email messages. Go here for free Funny Business Email If your company has a sense of humor then maybe one of these will work for you. Sometimes being less serious solves more serious problems quicker! Have a look and see if one would work for you. Go from this Valentine Card to the Funny Email For Everyone home page Return to the Funny Email For Everyone home page.
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