Or, How To Unleash Your Inner Comedian With My Hilarious Email Templates!
Are you tired of boring emails? Do you yearn to be the office jester without breaking a sweat? Well, you're in luck because I've cracked the code to crafting uproarious emails and now you can use them to start entertaining your friends in no time. And no, you don't need a Ph.D. in comedy or a stand-up gig at the local comedy club to accomplish this. All you need is the ability to type an 'X'—yes, you heard it right, just one little 'X'. Then you are well on your way to mastering my system.
So, here's the deal: copy one of my fabulous funny email templates into your email, drop in a few 'X's, the name of the person you're sending it to, toss in your name, and hit send. Voila! You've just become the comedic genius you always knew you were deep down.
For those of you who are more visually inclined, I've got a video below that shows the process in a few seconds. Just a heads up though - crank up the volume before you run it because someone at YouTube decided to play hard to get with my sound levels. I've tried to fix it, but those YouTube folks are a tough crowd! Maybe one day I'll crack that code too!
Now, here's a sneak peek into the world of crafting your own funny emails:
First, highlight one of my templates and then copy and paste it into your email program. It will then look like this:
Next week I'm planning to have [ ]a Botox injection [ ]Egg Foo Young [ ]a party [ ]a snowcone [ ]Donald Trump over for lunch [ ]anorexia [ ]some free time [ ]a deep thought [ ]heartburn
and I was wondering if [ ]you've still got the handcuffs [ ]you're free on Saturday [ ]you've found the cause of that funny smell [ ]you're still wearing support hose [ ]you're finished with "house arrest" [ ]you know Mary?
Let me know ASAP so I can [ ]get that liposuction done [ ]wash my socks [ ]alert the police [ ]dye my hair blue [ ]grow taller [ ]sharpen the chainsaw [ ]invite the other astronauts [ ]get the food ordered.
Then, type in your friend's name, X your choice of words or phrases and add your name at the end. At that point, it will look like this:
Next week I'm planning to have [ ]a Botox injection [ ]Egg Foo Young [X]a party [ ]a Snowcone [ ]Donald Trump over for lunch [ ]anorexia [ ]some free time [ ]a deep thought [ ]heartburn
and I was wondering if [ ]you've still got the handcuffs [X]you're free on Saturday [ ]you've found the cause of that funny smell [ ]you're still wearing support hose [ ]you're finished with "house arrest" [ ]you know Mary?
Let me know ASAP so I can [ ]get that liposuction done [ ]wash my socks [ ]alert the police [ ]dye my hair blue [ ]grow taller [ ]sharpen the chainsaw [ ]invite the other astronauts [X]get the food ordered.
Then, send off your funny email. Your recipients will laugh, they'll cry (from laughter, of course), and they'll marvel at your newfound comedic prowess—all for the unbeatable price of FREE!
So, what are you waiting for? Spread the joy, share the laughter, and remember: when in doubt, just add more 'X's!
Thanks for joining the ranks of the email comedians. Keep the laughs rolling by clicking on the Funny Email Messages heading below and picking one you want.
There are several to choose from. Click above and find a funny email that you can create and send to your friends.
Or, you might want to go to the Greeting Card section where I have several short greeting card verses in the "funny email" format so you can create your own material and send it on an e-card or copy it to a printed one.
If you are daring enough, you might want to go here and select a funny business email to send. You better know your recipient well and your company's policy about sending email though, or you could get into trouble!
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