Credit Acceptance Letter
Use this funny credit acceptance letter to notify a client that you have accepted their credit application.
Usually this would be something that they have been looking forward to, so it should be low risk in terms of offending someone (by making it humorous). However, you should always use care when trying to use humor in business. Some companies just think everything related to business should be serious. Dear We have reviewed your application for credit and [ ]it is without doubt the biggest laugh we’ve had in years. [ ]we think it should be on the best seller fiction list for weeks. [ ]it is our pleasure to inform you that an account has been opened for your company. [ ]we were wondering what kind of prescription drugs you’re taking? [ ]we would like to meet your ghost writer. [ ]we don’t think your dog is a valid co-signer. Please feel free to [ ]send us more stories. [ ]use your account as often as you wish. [ ]try our competition. [ ]try again after you get out of the treatment center. [ ]bring in your extensive collection of old sneaker insoles for our enjoyment. [ ]apply again after Brittany clears rehab. A ________________ is attached which outlines the terms and conditions upon which this account has been opened. Should your credit requirements change, [ ]go to a séance [ ]find a nice cardboard box and relocate under the nearest viaduct. [ ]check all telephone booths for quarters on your way to work. [ ]don’t worry, be happy [ ]contact us. Or should you have any questions regarding your new account, [ ]call this office and ask to speak to one of our account representatives. [ ]call Dave Letterman. [ ]call 911. [ ]call E.T. [ ]call someone who cares. When you call, please have your account number available [ ]because we’ll never find it! [ ]because it’s not our job to look for it. [ ]so we can immediately add on our big service fee for answering the phone. [ ]in order that we might have quick access to your file. [ ]so our account rep has to do the least amount of work possible. Sincerely, 
How To Transfer This Credit Acceptance Letter Into Your Email Program(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)Open your email program and click on the “Create Mail” button. Return to this credit acceptance letter page and highlight the verse above. Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”. Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click “paste” and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email. Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message. Add your name at the end. If you are sending this business credit acceptance email to an individual, then you will also want to type his/her name at the top. You may then want to enter a word or two in the “Subject” line. (What’s the email about?) Finally, you must enter the person’s email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select their email address from your address book.) Note: If you are sending out this Credit Acceptance Letter email to more than one person or company, you may want to enter each person or company's email address in the “BCC” address line so that nobody knows who else you are sending the message to.
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