Funny Email Messages You Can Send

They're Free - Pick One!

Find your funny email messages below and then send them to your friends or family. They're in the form of templates. All you have to do is add a few "X's" and send them off.

I've gathered them all here on one page so that you could quickly find one that suits your needs. You can find a description of each template (below) so that you can quickly find a funny e-mail without having to go and open each page. (Of course, if you have lots of time, open and read them all so you will know what's here!)

Remember, I made up all the following funny email messages myself. They don't take that long to compose so if you decide to make one up (or modify one of mine) then share it with the rest of us by copying or typing it in the form below. I'll give you your own web page for it!

Each funny email message below has a serious message such as: "Let's get together", but it is hidden in the funny words and phrases. You can X out the message or just be totally bizarre if you want. Either way, most people who receive one of the funny mails will read all the bizarre parts anyway.

So, click on one of my templates below and get started, send us your own and/or sign up for my RSS feed (on the left) so that you will be notified when new funny email messages are released.

Cheers,

Darry

Free Funny Emails

Thanks

Click here if you have to send a "Thank You" note to someone for something they have done for you recently, but you're finding it hard to find the right words? Try this one. It will get the point across, yet in a light-hearted manner.

Funny Party Invitation

Click here if you're throwing a party and want to send out an invitation. Why not send out one with a bit of humor? (This would work best as an invitation to an adult party.)

Refuse An Invitation

Click here if you have you ever been invited to something but couldn't (or didn't want) to go? Declining is sometimes a little awkward but this template may just be funny enough to make it easy to say "No thanks".

Job Application

Click here to try the new Job Application template. It probably won't get you a job interview, but at least some HR people might get a laugh!

Away From The Office

Click here if you use an autoresponder when you are going to be away from the office for awhile. (Why not leave people a funny auto response?)

As You Know...Template

Click here to get someone to respond to you. Sometimes people go for days or weeks without making any effort to contact you. Send this template and they will almost have to respond.

Retirement Email

Click here to get a free funny e mail to send to someone you know who is retiring. (There is also a Retirement Card in the Greeting Cards section.)

Just A Quick Note

Click here if you are feeling a little guilty about not keeping in touch with someone. Here's a way to reconnect with an old friend.

Long Time - No See

Click here if you are a little embarassed about not connecting with someone for quite a while. Here's a good template to get you back together.

Guess What?

Click here if something "neat" happened to you recently. Here's a template to help you break the "good news" to someone, possibly at a get-together somewhere.

On Vacation

Click here if you go on vacation but still maintain contact with your "other world" through the Internet. Copy and send this funny template to your friends and colleagues.

Coffee?

Click here if you want to ask someone to meet you for a coffee or a drink. This funny email messages template will work.

I'm Worried About You

Click here if you are you worried that a friend or co-worker is working or doing too much. Send them this template and see if you can get them to relax for a while.

I'm Back

Click here if you have you been away for a while on vacation or business. Maybe you may want to try and coerce a pal into helping you gather some of your friends together so you can see them all again. Use this template for that.

Passing Along A Humorous Email?

Click here if you want someone to call you. Send them this template and see if they will respond.

Valentine Email

Click here if you've run out of time and can't find a decent card to send to your loved one. Send this one. (It might save you.)

Mother's Day Email

Click here if your mother has a good sense of humor. If not, don't!

Christmas Email

Click here if you don't have time to create a Christmas card (from my Greeting Cards page). Send someone this email greeting instead. It is not as pretty but it is a Christmas thought just the same!

YOU CAN ALSO CREATE YOUR OWN FUNNY EMAIL MESSAGES TEMPLATE AND POST IT ON THIS WEBSITE ON YOUR OWN WEB PAGE FOR FREE!

I keep adding to this list as I get time to create them but now you can speed up the process! Submit your own template in the form below or go here and I will show you how to make up a funny email template. (It's not rocket science.)

If you've already created one then you can post it here in less time then it took to read this far!

It is fast and easy and there is nothing to join.

Submit Your Own Funny Email Creation

Have you built your own "Funny Email" Template or modified one of mine? If you have, share it with us. I'll give you YOUR OWN WEB PAGE to put it on and people will be able to comment on it.

What's it called? Put that here.

(Click here to see the rest of the form and complete your submission.)

Greeting Cards

Click here to go to the Greeting Cards page from the funny email messages page if you'd sooner send something that looks a little better than just an email. You will have to find a card that you like first and then add my "funny email" type verse to it.

Funny Business Email Templates

Click here to check out the free, funny business email templates that you might want to try. (Use at your own risk however as most businesses frown on humor as a means of communicating.)