Mothers Day

So, on Mothers Day, it's possible that either you or your mother (or both of you) have a sense of humor. Do you want to find out for sure?

This will be a good test.

Be forwarned that many mothers don't want humor on their day! They want love and flowers and all kinds of "mushy" things. So, if you give them straight humor, they may be laughing on the outside, but not on the inside.

Therefore, use this funny email message at your own risk.

PS
I also have a funny Mothers Day greeting card verse in my Greeting Cards area that you can try as well if you just want a short note. Click here to check it out.

Dear Mom:

Over the years I've watched you [ ]eat chocolate [ ]wash clothes [ ]lose socks [ ]lose weight [ ]gain weight [ ]cook food [ ]burn food [ ]drive me everywhere [ ]change your mind [ ]lose your mind [ ]park the car [ ]care for me [ ]do the chicken dance

and it seems to me that you are [ ]losing weight [ ]losing your mind [ ]deserving of praise [ ]hallucinating [ ]psychic [ ]under suspicion [ ]still talking with your mouth full [ ]good at grape peeling [ ]shorter [ ]smarter [ ]very under-rated [ ]ready for American Idol.

You've made our family life [ ]exciting [ ]depressing [ ]a disaster [ ]interesting [ ]awesome [ ]richer [ ]weird [ ]rare [ ]funky [ ]better than a Rolling Stone road trip

so, I'd like to [ ]warn you about your winter coat [ ]wish you well at the Mickey Mouse Club reunion show [ ]thank you deeply [ ]send you fifty pounds of pretzels [ ]give you a standing ovation [ ]move out [ ]get my head examined.

Love forever,

How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Email Program

(These directions are for Outlook Express users but will generally be the same for all email programs.)

Open your email program and click on the "Create Mail" button.

Return to this page and highlight the verse above.

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Right-click on the highlighted text and click "copy".

Return to your email program and in the box below the subject line; click once to get the cursor in the box and then right-click on the mouse and click "paste" and the text (from above) will be transferred into the body of your email.

Put a CAPITAL "X" in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.

Add your name at the end.

You may then want to enter a word or two in the "Subject" line. (What's the email about?)

Finally, you must enter your mom's email address and click send. (Hopefully, you can just select her email address from your address book.)