Birthday Card
Thinking About You
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A birthday card is very often humorous because for some reason we think that getting older is fun! It's not. Trust me, "The Golden Age" is not anywhere near gold. (It's more like tin!)
This verse is short but humorous and will work if you are in a hurry.
Check it out below.
Cheers
Darry
A Birthday Wish for you,
Thinking about [ ]Nostradamus [ ]banana splits [ ]the Flat Earth Society [ ]the bearded lady [ ]the wonderful person you are [ ]chocolate [ ]mood swings [ ]kissing a frog
and wishing you [ ]the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age [ ]your happiest birthday ever [ ]an intellect rivaled only by garden tools [ ]hadn’t gotten fired from McDonald’s for having a short attention span [ ]were smarter [ ]would drop the charges against me [ ]happy hallucinations [ ]a nervous breakdown.
Enjoy Your Day
How To Transfer The Verse From This Template Into Your Birthday Card
(These directions are for PC users but will generally be the same for all types of computers and programs.)
Find a card that appeals to you visually on one of the many sites that offer free cards on the Internet. (See the link below listing some suggested sites.) Be sure to sign up for my RSS feed so you’ll be notified of any changes.
Make sure you can edit words in the card. (Don’t pick an “animated” one. They usually can’t be altered.)
Delete the verse from the card and then return to this page and highlight the verse (above).
Right-click on the highlighted text and click “copy”.
Return to the card and place the cursor where you want the verse to appear and click “paste”. The text (from above) will then be transferred into your card.
Put a CAPITAL “X” in the brackets beside the words or phrases you want to use in your message.
Add your name and your friend’s name.
Then send it or print it off.
Create Your Own Word Card
Click here to see how to make your own card from your printer.
Another Birthday Card
Here's another b-day card to check out.
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Click above to look at another possible b-day card.
Yet another b-day card?
Here's a fourth choice for you for a funny b-day card.
Greeting Cards page
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